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Rafael Ramos walked into a Citibank branch in New York last week, hoping to impersonate the rock singer Paul Simon and walk out with the contents of his bank account. With a forged driver’s license and social security number in hand, he walked up to the teller to ask for his money. Unfortunately for him, the teller happened to be a Paul Simon fan and instantly realized that he wasn’t who he said he was. With that, Rafael raced for the door and ended up in the back of a cop car with charges of attempted larceny to his name.