Michael Lohan is a bad, bad man
Sources have apparently released some very interesting information about Michael Lohan. It seems that when daddy Lohan goes out for a little fun in the dark, he always pursues a certain type of striper and that certain type is a striper that looks like Lindsay Lohan. A former owner of an establishment in New York related the following about Michael Lohan’s preferences: “Lindsay Lohan’s father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for. We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door.” Woah! This is even better than the bikers… Lindsay Lohan strikes back big time! That is, assuming this really is her work, because if it isn’t… well, there’s really no need to go into that any further.
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