Gene Simmons Urinal Cakes

Posted on June 22, 2009 (Tammy)

KISS front man Gene Simmons has always had a desperate need for attention. The rocker wants you to always take notice of him and he’ll even let you pee on him if it means you have to look at him. Urinal cakes bearing the image of Gene have been spotted all over New York City bathrooms. And things just get worse as according to reports, some of the cakes even talked. They probably spouted off remarks about the size of your family jewels. And yes, that was an intended pun. It’s just too bad that the picture of the cakes weren’t from his open mouthed KISS days.

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