Paris Tries Shoes on for Size
Paris Hilton is ready to put her best foot forward. The heiress and star of the upcoming thriller Repo! The Genetic Opera has inked a deal with Antebi Footwear Group to launch a signature line of shoes. “My goal is to create a stylish and fun fashion line from head to toe,” said Hilton, who has already tried her hand at purses, jewelry, perfume and hair extensions. Notice the orange dress? Like I said seconds after that Larry King interview ended. Lies. All lies. Paris Hilton is a snake. A spider. Plain and simple. Said she wasn’t going clubbing anymore. Lie. Said she was going to help Lynwood inmates. Lie. Said she never used drugs. Lie. Said she wasn’t going to wear orange anymore. Lie. Said she had read the bible and was going to go to church. Lie. Said she was a loyal friend. Lie. Hell, she even said that Britney Spears was a good mother. Hate to tell you this, Pinoccio, but your nose is growing.
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